02 November 2013

Lazy is just a feeling. Get rid of it and you'll be fine.


Assalamualaikum.

Dear, readers.

I am here to confess to you that i'm the laziest human being ever existed in this world. People say Koala is the laziest creature because it sleeps up to 22 hours a day. Which means, it's only 2 hours that it uses to eat, burp, poop and see what had happened to the world before it sleeps again for the rest 22 hours.

But that is about a Koala. This is about me. People had yet says anything about me because i'm not that Lego land girlfriend to be instigate. So, i will tell you about myself. 

Generally, i don't spend much time on my sleep because i mostly sleep up to 8 or 12 hours would be the longest and that is only if i have a great dream on that day. So it's not about me getting to much sleep is the prove. It's about the laziness to move a lot. Not that i move really slow like a sloth or something but it's just that i don't feel like moving (or i'm just faking it). It's just that i feel irritated by the thought of having my leg to stand up straight and being farther apart from the ground. Lying is the best though.

I just feel like spending my time touches and made physical contact with this beloved squared-screen, filled with everything about me and every single person around me and when it gets connected with Mr. Internet, this little miss Dell got excited and will forget about everything on anything that gives her headache and even worst, pain.

I sometimes rather stays hungry than feeding myself just because i'm lazy to eat. I guess that also proves why i'm being THIS skinny. 

I guess that pretty explained why i'm being the laziest human being ever.

Yes? What?
That is not enough to prove me being the laziest?
Okay, okay.. sigh.
What else to prove? Ahh.. I don't have any idea.
Nah.. forget it. I just stick with my opinion. 



I AM LAZY. FULLSTOP!




Thanks a bunch for reading this post. ^,~